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Favourite re-worded lyric: “You better shape up/’Cos you need a man”. (有。。。！)

In other news, I have a sudden obsession with songs from Grease. Other videos you might want to watch:

Summer Nights

• The Original.
• The Lego stop motion version.

You’re The One That I Want

• With er… subtitles.

One of the best guides I’ve seen thus far.

This phrase, ladies and gentlemen, is the expository equivalent of “It was a dark and stormy night”.

In other words, they value efficiency over feelings. It’s exactly the way you’d expect a bunch of engineers to run a country.

– Scott Adams, China is Doomed.

In the short run, it makes sense. In the long run, everyone is dead – emotionally.

Nevertheless, this is why you’ll be single for the rest of your life.